Don't Bother

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails
So they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds
And learn about football
If it made you stay
But you won't, but you won't

I'd like to be

The kind of dream you'd never share

To be your boss and to be your maid

Your shaving cream, your razor blade

The buttons of your shirt

Your favourite underwear

I'd like to be

The only thing on Earth that makes you cry

The only thing that makes you happy

Soon you will see

That no one else but me can take you this high

I promise you won't ever see me cry